Look what Julie spotted on the top of the Whole Foods garage... The Club! You can never be too safe.
Well, apparently yes you can because this goes a little beyond paranoid. I get it that the worlds a dangerous place but this car clearly has a anti theft device in the car as it is!
And what about those Whole Food criminals? I'd like to meet them. I guarantee they're hipsters. If they did steal the car successfully because the radio probably would be turned to some mainstream channel thats blaring Jason Mraz loudly. If a hipster listens to Mraz for more than 30 seconds they turn straight Emo. It's a mutation no hipster wants to take place.
So maybe the Hipster Car Thieves should try other areas before rummaging through the Whole Foods parking lot before it becomes too mainstream for them.
I would suggest Aldo. That's just never going to become popular and let's be honest, no one's going to report the stolen cars in that lot anytime soon. Hell, I'm sure there are some knock off clubs securing the tattered steering wheels there that would make a Hipster Car Thief go "mmmmm!"
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